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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about the pedophile terrorist? Just last week he exploded all over a kids face."

"What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."

"What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? Your ex!"

"Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween? Pump Kin"

"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you a flat minor"

"Hey girl , are you interested in boning pasta? Because I can f u silli."

"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."

"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"