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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."
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"Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna"
"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."
"The masochist and the sadist. What did the masochist say to the sadist? ""Hit me."" What did the sadist say to the masochist? ""No."""
"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."
"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."