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Joke of the Day
"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"
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"More sad news in the music industry today... Kanye west was found alive in his house this morning..."
"Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?"
"last night I did a poo and in it was a tied up length of rope I shit you knot"
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"
"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."
"Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000."
"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"There was no Mrs. Noah & the ark was lonely, thus explaining the evolutionary mishaps you'll find at Walmart."