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Joke of the Day
"What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"
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"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"
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"I was worried that Tim Kaine was too boring and then I remembered entertainment is what got us into this mess."
"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."
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"I'm in a band named 999 megabytes We still haven't got a gig yet"
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