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Joke of the Day

"What is another word for a rap battle? Black-on-black rhyme"

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."

"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"

"This boy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, Is that a fret?"

"I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other."

"Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies."

"When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say ""thank you""? ...instead of all this ""how did you get in to my house?"" calling 9-11 business."

"I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ... for eating a Brownie."

"""How much for the supermodel?"" *winks seductively ""Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."""