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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? Your ex!"
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"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."
"A man comes to the infodesk in a mall And says: ""Sorry, I seem to have lost my son in the mall, can I make an announcement on your PA system?"" ""Oh, sure"" The man leans towards the mike: ""I'm vegan"""
"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"
"When fish play football who is the captain ? The team's kipper !"
"Still carry my keys one-poking-out-like-a-weapon-style in case I'm attacked by a not very tough rapist with thin skin."
"I like my women like I like my rice... Hot, white, and with my meat in it."
"So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked, ""How good are you at PowerPoint?"" I said, ""I Excel at it."" He replied, ""Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"" I was like, ""Word."""
"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."
"[Job interview] ""You list communication as a strength"" Yes ""Care to elaborate?"" No"