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Joke of the Day

"Password reminder: The hero in second grade who farted instead of saying 'here' during attendance."

"My walk of shame is going back for a shopping cart after realizing I can't carry 23 items in my arms through the store."

"Confucius say: go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."

"What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages? A cabbage patch! - Sokka"

"The Tin Man carries around an axe because he is constantly afraid Ironman is going to hit on his wife."

"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."

"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."

"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"

"I just rolled my eyes so hard, I can see my brain."

"Why did H blow itself up? Because G had."