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Joke of the Day

"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"

"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."

"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."

"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."

"Only thing I Iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks"

"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"

"I jumped on the wrong subway this morning and ended up in the outskirts of Narnia. Just fought off a horde of crack fauns."

"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job."

"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"