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Joke of the Day
"Starting a conversation Do you know how heavy a polar bear is? Enough to break the ice. *winks*"
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"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"
"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."
"What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? You stumped me!"
"Knock knock -Knock knock. -Who's there? -Athens. -Oh no, it's the polis!"
"Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling."
"I've been taking these pills that are supposed to make you live forever. So far, so good."
"To moma Yo moma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
"Why are dogs bad at dancing? They have two left feet"
"Hot Date: Girl: Sorry, I don't put out on the first date. Me: [on fire] I respect that in a woman."