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Joke of the Day

"Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought."

"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"

"[Racist] So a black guy and a Mexican fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The Mexican. The black guy's stopped by the rope!"

"Why do school nurses bring a red crayon to work? So they can draw blood"

"""What? Huh? Talk louder. Nope, still nothing."" -5 minutes after receiving the deaf penalty"

"Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!"

"Why can't you run through camp sites? You can only ran because it's past tents."

"What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"