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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"

"Christmas decorating 101 - Puts fake snow on Halloween decorations Your move Martha Stewart"

"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."

"Who has the largest pupils? A sumo instructor."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."

"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"

"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."

"I have invented a new game. You lock yourself and 9 other friends in a house that has 2 bathrooms. You all then take a load of laxative and fight over the toilets. I call it 'Game Of Thrones'"

"Called to my managers office today He said ""you can't wear pyjamas to work you idiot!"" I replied "" everyone else does though"" He replied ""THEIR PATIENTS"""

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape."