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Joke of the Day
"Octopus! how many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh? ten tickles!!"
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"I asked God for a bike,... I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"What do terrorists eat? Allah snack bar. They say its the bomb!"
"What Do You Call An Israelite On The Himalayas? Mountain Jew."
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"TIFU by hiring a registered sex offender as a replacement teacher Oops wrong sub."
"I asked my friend what keeps her up at night. She answered, ""helium."" Also, my friend is a balloon."
"Here's a bit of advice for you Advi"
"Why do clowns hate assassins? Because they go for the juggler."
"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."