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Joke of the Day

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."

"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"

"In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man."

"My new girlfriend says a small penis doesn't bother her... ... but I wish she wouldn't have one at all."

"Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this."

"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"

"People always say that European Football will never make it big here in the states. But it seems like we really picked it up an ran with it."

"I was going to buy some classical CDs... But it turns out I'm baroque."

"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."

"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."