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Joke of the Day
"Why was Darth Vader so upset? He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places..."
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"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."
"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"
"A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with a block of asphalt under his arm, he says to the bartender ""I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."
"Kids are the worst CIA agents. I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT"
"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"
"It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point."
"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"