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Joke of the Day

"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."

"Did you know that human meat preserves really well? It is because it is can-able."

"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."

"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."

"It's Shark Week again already? It seems like only yesterday I put the decorations away from last year."

"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"

"Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense."

"What do you call someone with two noses? No one nose."

"I told my girlfriend to make a sextape together. She agreed. It became a vine"

"Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past? Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P"