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Joke of the Day

"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."

"What kind of beer does Hitler drink? Neinenkugel"

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"What functions worse than the US Government? A Greek Bank."

"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"

"I am... A joke !"

"I imagine the best part about driving a smart car is that when there's no parking spots you can just put it in your backpack."

"I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo"

"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"

"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."