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Joke of the Day

"[confessional] me: father, gooey naan. father: what's gooey naan? me: nothing much. what's goin' on with you?"

"When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome... When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome."

"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."

"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."

"[lumberjack interview] BOSS: I'm gonna ""axe"" you a few questions. Haha do you get it? ME: Yeah I ""saw"" that coming BOSS: Ooo welcome aboard!"

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."

"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""

"What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob."

"How do you make a door cry? You twist its knob. edit: grammar"

"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."