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Joke of the Day
"Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race? Because nothing is faster then Liecht!"
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"My math paper had a question involving finding the expectation of a die roll. It took me a moment to figure out what it means"
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"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"
"What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)"
"X is a sign of the times But if you're in excel, it's *"
"Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice."