148746

Joke of the Day

"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"

"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""

"Why is no one friends with Dracula? Cause hes a pain in the neck."

"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."

"I'm a genie. If you rub me, ill grant you 3 wishes."

"What's Eric Garner's favorite song? Breathe Again- Toni Braxton"

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"Quickest way to offend a Jew you tell them Noweh!"

"I thought of having a threesome But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents"

"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."