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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump? Reagan helped tear down a wall."
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"""Can we talk tomorrow?"" is my way of saying ""I'll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?"""
"Guarantees in life 1. Death 2. A waitress will ask how everything is while your mouth is full but never be around when you need a refill"
"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."
"How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup."
"I recently bumped into a Frenchman wearing a bagel as a scarf. He said it was a real pain in the neck."
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"
"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."
"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."