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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"
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"Welcome to Skagway where the population always remains the same. Every time a child is born, a man leaves town."
"My kid said he was gonna jump off the roof using a blanket as a parachute and I was like ""That won't work you idiot. Go get my umbrella""."
"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."
"Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil."
"What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches? A high medium low"
"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"Driver: My God... that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... ""pop""... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all."