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Joke of the Day

"How does an engineer screw a light-bulb? He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"What do fat people call the runs? The walks"

"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."

"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""

"The couple at the table next to me thinks some really weird girl is eavesdropping on their conversation but I don't see her anywhere."

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."

"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."