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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."
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"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"Manchester United"
"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."
"How do they say ""fuck you"" in Los Angeles? ""Trust me."""
"What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."
"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"