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Joke of the Day
"Its like they say, don't judge a apple by its color because it might be a orange."
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"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."
"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"
"A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..."
"If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? ... think about it."
"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."
"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"
"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"
"How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe"
"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""