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"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler."
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"How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe."
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Doorbell repairman."""
"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."
"Ever since I was young I felt like a boy trapped in a woman's body Then I was born."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale SR. Have in common? Their last great hit was The Wall"
"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower."
"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"
"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"
"The fact that Americans eat cookie dough and cake batter shows that we can't even wait until it's done cooking anymore."