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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."
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"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"
"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""
"Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers? No, they usually eat their fingers separately."
"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."
"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry."
"Happy Groundhog day, everyone!"
"What did one octopus say to the other octopus? Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?"
"What would aliens say if told that Earthlings shift clocks by an hour to fool themselves into thinking there's more sunlight"