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Joke of the Day
"Happy Groundhog day, everyone!"
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"What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency? Four more years of great South Park!"
"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."
"The human torch was denied a bank loan..."
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"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
"I hope I can kill my feelings before my liver."
"When I was a kid adults would use swear words then apologise by saying 'Excuse my French'. I still remember my first day at school when the teacher asked ""Does anyone know any French?"""