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Joke of the Day
"Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers? No, they usually eat their fingers separately."
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"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."
"I built a lighthouse... but it blew away."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K................... Rowling"
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"It cost me $14,000 and took 3 years, but I finally pulled off legally changing my friend's baby's name without him knowing. I LOVE PRANKS!!!"
"If you mean sleeping, then yes, I'm pretty freakin' amazing in bed."
"Sex is like Pizza I haven't had any in a while."
"Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache? Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places."
"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"