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Joke of the Day

"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."

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"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"
"Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales... They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade."
"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."
"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."
"Hey girl, you must be called Pepsi You're cheap, drunk all day, and you ain't gonna carry yourself home..."
"What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites? The laundromat."
"What's Moby Dick's dads name? Poppa Boner"
"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."
"(BAD JOKE) Did someone say pretzels? Yes, you just did"