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Joke of the Day
"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"
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"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."
"My wife and i got along so much better... When we were just brother and sister"
"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? Oh snap!"
"Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works."
"Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus and a recovery room where they have clear print."
"Beltway Holdups"
"I told my friend that Dracula and I had sex with my 12 inch penis. He refused to believe me... I said, ""I know it's hard to believe, it's a lot to take into a Count."""
"You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired. ""Please, no. I can try harder."" You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died."