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Joke of the Day
"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"
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"what do people call bob the builder when he's not building anything? bob"
"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"
"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."
"Dr. King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man."
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."
"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."
"People say that asparagus makes your pee smell but its also true that your pee makes asparagus smell"
"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"