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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into A Bar The rabbi turns to the priest and says: ""I get the feeling someone is going to make a joke out of this."""

"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."

"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick So my wife can blow all the money she wants"

"Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches."

"Wanna see a joke? Look at your dick"

"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"

"Worrying that ghosts watch you use the toilet is a pretty legitimate concern."

"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"