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Joke of the Day
"I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like"
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"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"
"A really big joke... r/jokes"
"Its been really hot in Seattle lately, so I converted my dishwasher into an air conditioner the other day. How? I handed my wife a hand fan to keep me cool."
"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!"
"INTERVIEWER: under skills you've listed ""gets jokes"" ME: haha, very good. good one sir, haha"
"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"
"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."
"What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard"
"Guess who won't be winning world cup this year? Brazil."