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Joke of the Day
"You know my grandfather died in a Nazi prison camp? He died falling off a watch tower"
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"My 17yo pretends he doesn't understand how the washer works when I ask him to do the laundry Congrats, you're finally a man"
"What is an emo's favorite note? G ...get it? EDIT:im not saying the reference"
"I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider... Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal."
"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."
"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."
"That awkward moment when you don't know what to do with your life when you leave the computer, so you just get back on."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade.... You can't marmalade your cock, up a girls' ass!"
"What's up with all these dudes growing 70s porn mustaches? They tickle."
"Why did the chicken lay an egg? (Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!"