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"INTERVIEWER: under skills you've listed ""gets jokes"" ME: haha, very good. good one sir, haha"
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"Don't judge a German tourist until you've walked a mile in his socks/sandals combo."
"How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar. Two condoms walk past a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna go get...shitfaced?"""
"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."
"I was going to tell you a time-travel joke... ... but someone reposted it, so you will hear it then."
"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"
"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."
"How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth? with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw."
"This girl winked at me and said she wanted to go somewhere quiet. So I took her to the library."