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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: under skills you've listed ""gets jokes"" ME: haha, very good. good one sir, haha"

"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!"

"What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner."

"Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon? I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies."

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."

"My body is a temple. What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago."

"Him: I like meatier girls. Me: I killed the dinosaurs. Him: What? Me: What?"