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Joke of the Day

"What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard"

"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"

"Roofing... That's a bit over the top isn't it?"

"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"

"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."

"Electrical engeneer An electrical engeneer had a strong shocking force, so strong that he thought he should lower it. He started to meditate jokingly and he said ""ohms""."

"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."

"Racist joke NSFW: What do you say to a black man in a suit? ""Will the defendant please rise"""

"Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function."