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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"
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"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather.... Instead of commenting on reddit about how many times a joke has been posted."
"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."
"What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"
"I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?"
"What did the drunk egg say? O'm lit!"
"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."