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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you rape a girl and cum on her chest? A Cosby Sweater"
Next Joke
"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."
"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."
"What are cranes made of? Cranium."
"BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I like big buts. I can not lie."
"Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities"
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."
"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."
"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"