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Joke of the Day

"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."

"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."

"Just apologized to my dog for being a crazy person, and I could tell by the way she didn't respond that she's been thinking it for a while."

"A duck walks into a bar and says ""Get me some chapstick, and put it on my bill!"""

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"

"Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball."

"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"

"Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! "