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Joke of the Day

"In the Ben Affleck version, Batman's parents kill themselves."

"A server asked Rene Descartes if he would like another cup of coffee... He replied, ""I think not!"" And disappeared."

"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."

"LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*"

"Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have lentil on me."

"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"Don't call Donald Trump a cunt. He lacks the warmth and depth."

"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"