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Joke of the Day

"I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!"

"Girl, You're like the devil. Hot as hell and horny."

"A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres. **edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!"

"Started a Christian acoustic band the other day... We call ourselves ""Gsus""."

"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."

"What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp? Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot."

"The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must be the biggest pothead of all time."

"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"

"When Jedi characters get divorced Do they call it deforced?"

"The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die"