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Joke of the Day

"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."

"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."

"What do you call a frightened nun? A nervous habit"

"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."

"[sliding $5 to the zookeeper] Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?"

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"My friend told me a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly I didn't like it."

"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""