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Joke of the Day

"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."

"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"

"What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker after he paid her? You can keep the tip."

"What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby? The redditor never gets gold"

"Rabbit TV ESPN had the Natonal Spelling Bee on there."

"NRA member: I've got guns. I'm in charge. Me: That's nice. I've got bubonic plague - ""cough, cough"" - now you do, too. I win."

"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"

"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"

"Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger."