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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frightened nun? A nervous habit"
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"If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office."
"A grasshopper hops into a bar... The bartender sees him and says ""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper looks up and says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"Two things I hate: 1) People who form negative opinions of celebrities based only on what they see or hear on TV. 2) Justin Bieber."
"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"
"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"
"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"
"A child was recently forced to write on the chalk board until he died He was sentenced to death"
"What's the difference between my bed and my imagination? You aren't naked in my bed."
"What do you call a person with a Simpsons fetish? Homer-sexual"