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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."

"I love that new song where that clever black fellow does a sort of ""rhythm-talking"" & uses such fantastic rhymes!"

"I'm so happy I finally tied the knot. Now I've just got to kick the chair she's standing on and I'm a free man!"

"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"

"What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!"

"""The book was way better"" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth"

"The only food in Hell is the part of the popcorn kernel that gets stuck between your teeth. Also they have an Olive Garden."

"I'm worried about my relationship with my anorexic girlfriend... ...I'm seeing less and less of her each day."

"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."

"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"