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Joke of the Day
"What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!"
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"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"
"Did you hear about the first deaf man to be sent into Space? He didn't either"
"One day I mixed my girlfriend up with flour and butter then I stirred in some milk and sugar. She's scone now..."
"You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi."
"GUY: are u doing the mannequin challenge? ME: [standing perfectly still w/ awkward facial expression] no this is just how I am around people"
"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"
"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."
"ABC has cancelled ""Ugly Betty"". It will be replaced by ""Fuckable Jennifer""."
"What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay!!!"