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Joke of the Day

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes."

"What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er."

"I used to know a very professional scarecrow He was outstanding in his field."

"CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint"

"Me Chinese, me play joke... Me take drone, return it broke."

"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."

"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"

"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""

"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"