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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside"

"Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying ""you know, the hot blond"" is conducive to sofa sleeping."

"An often unfunny joke where the punchline comes first. What is a Jeopardy joke?"

"""it looks like one horny mother fucker wrote this"" *holds up torch to read hieroglyphics painted on wall* ""it reads: ""can i fuck a pyramid"""

"My wife once told me "" Mike you're the only man who ever gave me multiple orgasms"", which pissed me off because my names not Mike"

"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."

"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"

"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""

"What's the one car that gingers can't have? A Kia Soul."

"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""