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Joke of the Day
"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"
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"Every time I approach girls they inexplicably shoot away from me. Can't say definitively if I have the force but... The correlation is strong with this one."
"What's the difference between God and a Welder? God doesn't think he's a Welder."
"Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults."
"Sitting next to my wife today, I said ""I love you"", She replied ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I answered ""It's me... Talking to the beer"""
"Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty"
"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"
"Order by telephone only. A friend of mine went to buy a sim card. Turns out you need to call ahead to get one."
"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."
"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."