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Joke of the Day
"Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults."
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"Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is? Eh-K-47"
"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."
"""I see people."" - The Fifth Sense"
"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."
"There are only two types of people I hate in this world... Racists and black people."
"What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)"
"Q: Is Google a he or a she? A: A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas."
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"And the Oscar goes too.......... Prison."