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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."
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"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."
"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."
"As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too. They just weren't in the buildings."
"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, since he's too short to be an ese."
"Pete and repeat are in a boat Pete and repeat are brothers. Pete falls overboard, who's left?"
"I lied to the doctor when asked my crush's blood type. Now she knows what rejection feels like."
"FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names"
"""Knowledge is a weapon"" said Terry Goodkind which is why the cops can shoot you for holding a book"