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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."
Next Joke
"*watching a scary movie* 7 y/o daughter: They're just people in masks, right Dad? *blankets pulled over my head* ""Sure, if you say so"""
"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"
"9yr old poured milk on the cat. When I asked why he said ""He's thirsty and likes to lick himself."" I couldn't argue with that."
"Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She didn't have control of her pupils"
"Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history"
"why do we park in the driveway but fetishize an impossible and ridiculous masculinity on the hemingway"
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"
"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."