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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between God and a Welder? God doesn't think he's a Welder."
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"When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch"
"What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? Pilots.......you racist idiot."
"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."
"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
"What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America? Justice isn't always black and white"
"An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]"
"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."
"Me: You ask so many questions that I want to stab a fork in my eye. Her: Why? Me: *stabs fork into eye*"
"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."