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Joke of the Day

"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"

"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Why do asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable."

"Sometimes I like to mix things up by going big and then also going home."

"Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight? Because he is stronger than you."

"Well, I'm moving to Thailand. There's a small village there named Phucket that really speaks to me on a spiritual level."

"The word of the day is legs... Lets go home and spread the word"

"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."

"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."

"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."