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Joke of the Day
"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller."
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."
"What do you call a Mormon action hero? Jean-Claude Van Darn"
"How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum? He goes chew chew chew... creds to my 5yo brother"
"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."
"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."
"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."
"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""
"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."